Bono

Bono, the lead singer of the rock band U2 (one of the most over rated bands in history), is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland (which I'm guessing was ridiculously overpriced!) Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, Bono started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, Bono said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'

From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet...

'Well, fucking stop doing it then, you evil bastard!'