The Future of Technology

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.
“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”



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The Future of Technology

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.
“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”



#joke

The Future of Technology

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.
“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”



#joke

The Future of Technology

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.
“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”



#joke

The Future of Technology

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.
“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”



#joke

The Future of Technology

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.
“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”



#joke

Worth A Try

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.
If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.
If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.



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New Skunk Band

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!



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New Skunk Band

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!



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New Skunk Band

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!



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New Skunk Band

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!



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New Skunk Band

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!



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New Skunk Band

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!



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Elderly Honeymooners

Did you hear about the ninety-two-year old man who married a woman of eighty-four?
They spent their entire honeymoon getting out of the car.



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Difference Between In-laws and Out-laws

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are usually wanted.



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