What I Wanted

Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?"
Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."



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Why is 9 afraid of 3?

A joke my son told me: Why is 9 afraid of 3? Because he was squared of him.



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Exercise and Taxes

I wish working out was like taxes...
You suck it up, do it once...
And then you're good for a year!



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Coffee Jokes - to celebrate International Coffee Day

International Coffee Day takes place on October 1, an occasion to celebrate coffee as a beverage and have fun with Coffee Jokes I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes.
Not made by me. Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged! What do you call sad coffee?
A depresso. How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it. Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to espresso themselves. What did the coffee say to its date?
"Hey there, hot stuff!" What's the best Beatles song about coffee?
"Latte Be." Why did the barista get fired?
They kept showing up latte. What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
De-calf-inated. Check out some older Coffee Jokes on page

A man walks onto the campus of Yale University...

A man walks onto the campus of Yale University. He walks up to a student and asks "Where's the bathroom at?" The student responds haughtily, "Here at Yale, we're taught not to end a sentence with a preposition." The man realizing his terrible unforgivable mistake corrects himself, "Where's the bathroom at asshole?"



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