Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes
Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! Celebrate April 2, 2025 with some deliciously nutty jokes: Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly?
Because it felt smothered! What's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich's favorite type of music?
Smooth jams. Why did the PB&J go to therapy?
They had a lot of spread-out issues. What did the bread say after the PB&J got together?
“You two are really my jam!†Want more puns? Check out this hilarious list of
Because it felt smothered! What's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich's favorite type of music?
Smooth jams. Why did the PB&J go to therapy?
They had a lot of spread-out issues. What did the bread say after the PB&J got together?
“You two are really my jam!†Want more puns? Check out this hilarious list of
Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes
Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! Celebrate April 2, 2025 with some deliciously nutty jokes: Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly?
Because it felt smothered! What's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich's favorite type of music?
Smooth jams. Why did the PB&J go to therapy?
They had a lot of spread-out issues. What did the bread say after the PB&J got together?
“You two are really my jam!†Want more puns? Check out this hilarious list of
Because it felt smothered! What's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich's favorite type of music?
Smooth jams. Why did the PB&J go to therapy?
They had a lot of spread-out issues. What did the bread say after the PB&J got together?
“You two are really my jam!†Want more puns? Check out this hilarious list of
Beautiful Daughter
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
Beautiful Daughter
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"