An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



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An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

An Uptight Diagnosis

My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.
I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.



#joke

Navigation Gone Wild

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.



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Navigation Gone Wild

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.



#joke

Navigation Gone Wild

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.



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Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?""I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?""I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?""I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?""I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?""I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?""I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?""I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

Strangers In The Night

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"

Suit Yourself

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”



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Suit Yourself

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”



#joke