Archaeologist Husbands

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have...
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.



#joke

Archaeologist Husbands

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have...
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.



#joke

Archaeologist Husbands

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have...
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.



#joke

Archaeologist Husbands

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have...
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.



#joke

Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.
“I think I'm going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
“You're crazy,” she said.
“For thinking of selling them?”
“For thinking someone would buy them.”



#joke

Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.
“I think I'm going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
“You're crazy,” she said.
“For thinking of selling them?”
“For thinking someone would buy them.”



#joke

Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.
“I think I'm going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
“You're crazy,” she said.
“For thinking of selling them?”
“For thinking someone would buy them.”



#joke

Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.
“I think I'm going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
“You're crazy,” she said.
“For thinking of selling them?”
“For thinking someone would buy them.”



#joke

Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.
“I think I'm going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
“You're crazy,” she said.
“For thinking of selling them?”
“For thinking someone would buy them.”



#joke

Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough.
“I think I'm going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
“You're crazy,” she said.
“For thinking of selling them?”
“For thinking someone would buy them.”



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.



#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Keeping Score in Golf

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."




#joke

Supporting A Family

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."



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Supporting A Family

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."



#joke

Supporting A Family

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."



#joke