Blonde Joke

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Yo momma Joke

Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

Chuck Norris Joke

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

Linux Joke

Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

Man Joke

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Doctor Joke

Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating."

Patient: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

Blonde Joke

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Penis Joke

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Birth control Joke

They've got a new birth control pill for men now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

Fat, Joke

What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?

Divorce him.

Joke

Dinner Lady: "Eat up your greens, they are good for your skin."

Pupil: "But I don't want green skin!"

Yo momma Joke

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Bedtime Joke

"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."

Pornography Joke

Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!

Joke

What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?

Geometry!