Blonde Joke

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Blonde Joke

What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

Wife Joke

First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Birth control Joke

They've got a new birth control pill for men now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

Man Joke

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.

Sex Joke

A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "Two-hundred dollars? What do you mean $200?!

Girlfriend Joke

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Man Joke

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.

Woman Joke

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Wife Joke

First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Yo momma Joke

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

Jesus Joke

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."

Husband Joke

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

Congressman Joke

Yo momma is so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Joke

"Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!"

"Shut up and comb your face!"