First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Sex Joke
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Florida Joke
Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?
An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats!
An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats!
Navy Joke
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
Michael Jackson Joke
What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?
It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk.
It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk.