Police Joke

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Elephant Joke

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."

Computer Joke

Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

Blonde Joke

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Viola Joke

What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

Man Joke

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

Blonde Joke

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Man Joke

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Smile Joke

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Blonde Joke

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Vibrator Joke

Why did God create man?

Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Car Joke

What is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.

Elephant Joke

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Joke

Teacher: "What are you going to be when you get out of school?"

Little Johnny: "An old man!"

Hospital Joke

A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

The doctor asked "What happened to you?"

"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."