Toothpicks and a Straw

A beggar runs into a bar and says "Bar tender, bar tender give me a tooth pick"
The bar tender is a bit confused and asks, "Why do you want a tooth pick?"
The beggar just replies, "Give me the damn tooth pick"
So the bar tender gave him the tooth pick, then another beggar comes in and also asks for a tooth pick and the bar tender gives it to him no questions asked.

Then another beggar comes in and asks for a straw, the bar tender asks him, "Hey, all the other beggars wanted tooth picks, Why do you want a straw?"

The beggar replies, "well somebody spewed outside and all the chunky bits are finished!"

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