Lost Wife

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their trolleys around Tesco when they collide.

"Sorry about that" says the old guy to the young guy, "I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says: "That's OK. It's a coincidence, but I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says: "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says: "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a skimpy halter top and tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says: "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."