Mary was in Sunday School

Mary was in Sunday School but she didn't get enough sleep so one day her Teacher thought she could get Mary's attention by asking her a question:
"Mary who is Jesus Christ's father?"
Mary didn't answer so her friend Jimmy poked her in the back with a pencil and Mary says:
"GOD!!!"
Mary falls back asleep and her teacher noticed and came back and asked her:
"Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Jimmy pokes her in the back again and Mary yells:
"Jesus Christ"
She falls back alseep and then the teacher comes back and asked:
"What did Eve say too Adam after the had their 23rd child?"
So yet again Jimmy pokes her in the back and Mary yells:
"IF YOU KEEP POKING ME IM GOING TOO BREAK IT IN HALF!!! "