200 Pounds

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell.

The wife answers: "Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No come in."

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred pounds if I could just see one."

Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred pounds. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 pounds on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 pounds if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 pounds on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 pounds he owes me?"