Elderly Couple on a Plane

On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me...

Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.

"It all felt like fifteen minutes," the gentleman said slowly.

The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that was, when he finished his sentence with two words that earned him a sharp smack on the head:

"... under water!"

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