Joke

A young man comes home and says: "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replies: "OK son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies: "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says: "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies: "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went!"