A few short jokes for a mid-week laugh

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.
Me: 0Mg "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
No sun. Dude 1: “Hey bro?”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”
Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Dude 2: “Brochure”
Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath... He tried in vain to attract attention,
but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me"
everyone cheered What starts with a Y and ends with an X?
Dyslexia