Few classic Dad Jokes, and few very fresh

What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast. I tell dad jokes all the time even though I'm not actually a dad
I'm a faux pa. I changed all my passwords to 'Kenny'
Now I have all Kenny Loggins What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick?
Put it on my bill. I dreamt last night that I was a muffler...
I woke up exhausted. A friend had a new baby girl. Her coworker asked: “What's her name?”
My friend replied: "Melanie Noelle."
Her coworker: "How do you spell it, then?" I spent all my money collecting every bird species in my zoo, except one. My wife hates it.
But I have no egrets.