What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange or Nec-tarines? Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea! Why don't vampires eat cows?
They don't like stakes. Who did Frankenstein's monster bring to prom?
His ghoulfriend. Why didn't the police arrest the zombie?
He couldn't be taken alive. How do ghosts drink their coffee?
With scream and sugar. How many real vampires are there?
None. Unless you count Dracula. What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream sandwich. Why did the ghost quit his job?
They kept making him work the graveyard shift. Tired of new jokes? We have big collection of
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