I made a lamb curry last night…
Apparently they prefer grass! Someone stole all my lamps you'd think I'd be upset...
but I'm actually delighted. I'm going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...
I just can't see myself wearing it! My Dad always said it was rude to point…
Great man, rubbish bricklayer! Does anyone know a good towel joke?
I really like dry humor. I went into the office early one morning and switched the M and N keys on everyone's keyboard. Some people will say I'm a monster
The others will say nomster. I was dating a girl named Ruth but I broke up with her.
I'm ruthless.
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