What did one pumpkin pie say to the other?
"You wanna piece of me?" How did you find grandma's turkey this year?
I just looked next to the gravy. Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit. What did the leftover turkey say?
"Make me a sandwich!" What's the difference between a turkey and a chicken?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving. Why do turkeys hate Thanksgiving tables?
They're a fowl sight. Find New
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