37 Christmas jokes

Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.
What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play?
A don-key.
Who is the only one to not eat at Christmas dinner?
The turkey, it's always stuffed!
Why was the advent calendar afraid?
Its days were numbered!
What's the best present to receive?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it.
What's a dog's favorite

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