Winter is here! Collection of 76 Winter Jokes

1. Why did the snowman hold up his arms?
He was told to freeze. 2. What did the black ice ask the car?
Wanna go for a spin? 3. How do you know when a snowman is scared?
He's sitting in yellow snow. 4. What did the mitten say to the hand?
I've got you covered. 5. Why did the reindeer have a limp?
He took a snowfall. 6. What's the difference between ice and icicle?
Ice has noel. 7. Why is a sled always discouraged?
It's continuously on a downward slide. 8. What do you call a cold thief?
A brrrr-glar. 9. Why was there a puddle in front of the fireplace?
A snowman was trying to warm himself. 10. What is the purpose of bundling up?
Anti-freeze. 11. How does Jack Frost keep warm?
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