Why didn't the sun go to university?
Because it already has a million degrees. How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it. Why weren't the astronauts hungry when they arrived in space?
Because they had a big launch. My kid is really obsessed with the moon.
I'm hoping it's just a phase. Why doesn't Saturn ever go to the jewellery store?
Because it already has enough rings! Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter! Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full! Birthday parties in space are the worst. Why?
Because they have no atmosphere. Did you hear Einstein came up with a theory about space?
Well, it's about time! What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Rocket. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
I Apollo-gize. What kind of money is used for trading in outer space?
Starbucks. Why did the star get arrested?
Because it was a shooting star! Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
Because she needed some space.
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