Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
I already have like 50 wooden balls already. I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym yesterday.
That's 8 years in a row now. Wife: "I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it!"
Husband: [peeing on jellyfish] "This is for stinging my wife." I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything! I have a contact lens problem.
I have no contact lens solution. My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.â€
I was home in 5 minutes.
I'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
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