A private walks past and the colonel says "Say there, soldier, do you have four quarters for a dollar?" "Sure thing, dude, gimme a moment," says the private. "DUDE?!" yells the colonel. "Do you not see the gold leaf on my shoulder? Stand to attention when you talk to me and address me according to my rank!" "SIR YES SIR!" replies the private, coming promptly to attention. "That's better, soldier. Now, as I was saying -- do you happen to have four quarters for a dollar?" "SIR I DO NOT SIR!" yells the private.
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