I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when ...

I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the fuck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?" "No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little fucker."



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