Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams.
I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday.
I said, “this is the last thing that I need.“ Went to the beach and fed the birds cannabis laced cake. They seemed to like it…
I left no tern unstoned! A spider asked a human, "Why are you afraid of me?"
Human: "Well, all the reasons I had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk." Just saw three people jogging outside my window, and it inspired me...
To get up and close the curtains. That's enough interaction with people today! If I had to rate our solar system
I'd give it one star There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life. ..
Push and Pull! Me: "Dad, do you know where I can get a Greek sandwich?"
Dad: "I don't know. Let me look through my gyroscope." I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to. The boss looks over the gentleman's resume and says "Wow, I'm impressed.
It seems like you've got everything needed for the job.
But there's a 4 year gap in here.
What happened there?"
The gentleman responds
"Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
The boss is now super impressed and hires the man on the spot
. The man immediately calls his wife
. "Hey honey, I got the yob!"
7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit
7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!"
I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
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I said "Why not?"
He said "You have to cremate him first!" What has 2 buts and kills people?
An assassin Why did the vegan cross the road?
Ti tell someone they're a vegan! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! I made a pencil with an eraser on each end.
It was pointless. I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day! What do you call it when you get a rash from nickel?
MetallurgyImage credit