25 jokes that blend well with coffee

A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?”
The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.”
The customer responds, “Thanks. I'll have a refill.” Don't ever let anyone tell you fairy tales aren't real. I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life. Every morning, I see this exhausted woman who looks like she would murder someone for a cup of coffee. I really should move that mirror. Q: What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?
A: A mugging! Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time. Q: What did the coffee addict name her cats?
A: Cream and Sugar. Q: What did the coffee say about its late assignment?
A: Better latte than never! Q: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
A: A depresso Q: What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee?
A: Their friendship came to a bitter end. Q: How are coffee beans like teenagers?
A: They are always getting grounded. Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you're sure you've been to before?
A: Déjà brew. Thanks a latte for me being my friend You mocha me very happy. You're brew-ti-ful. A woman walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under her arm. At the counter she says, “I'll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.” There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars. If you replace your morning coffee with green tea ….You can lose up to 87% of what little joy you feel in the morning. She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind. I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind. A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee. Coffee and I are the perfect blend. If the coffee is decaf, we're gonna have a latte problems. A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Susan?” Procaffeinating (n). â€" the tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee. I like my men like I like my coffee…Tall, dark and rich